lardish

you can be lardish, fat or not
its a completly fatish lazy-ass act which makes people look in discuss

Tom:eating a bunch of burgers and grease squirting on his face, in a lazy position

Samus:Dude your fuckin lardish

Tom:Shwut Wup!

by Rogerz M. March 5, 2009

flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it

by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005

lizards

1. A grouping of animals that share similar features. (e.g. cold-blooded, scales etc)

2. A race of 12-foot extra-dimensional beings that a few harmless crackpots like Icke believe rule the world.

Actually if you'd read up on David Icke, you'd see that when he says lizards he really does mean 12-foot reptiles from the fourth dimension. (Which doesn't mean he doesn't harbour some bordeline anti-semitic beliefs, just that the lizards aren't one of them). The guys a harmless maniac, not the next Hitler.

by Paranoia833 June 20, 2004

Lizarding

The act of sticking one's tongue in and out rapidly to greet another individual in the hopes of getting him or her to lizard you back. Used as a way to greet someone to say hello or goodbye. Depending on the person, you may stick your tongue out as many times as you want and as fast as you want.

Larry spotted Zoey across the bar, but the music was too loud to shout hello and the room was too crowded to wave. Instead, Larry used the act of lizarding to attract Zoey and in return she started lizarding back. They were good friends.

by steveyponders November 22, 2011

Lizarding

The act of climbing an object (wall, tree, fence, pile of junk, etc.), stopping at anytime and staying completely motionless (except for your tounge) while keeping from laughing or smiling. You have to commit.

Woah! That lady is lizarding that brick wall like no other!

by TheLizardKing_ManyMoonsAgo July 27, 2011

lizards

What someone might see while high on drugs. See "spiders" also.

Lizards! Shit! Get 'em off!!

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

Lizardi Fooliani

Lizardi Fooliani is was one of tRumpty's lawyers before he got thrown under the bus.

I heard that Lizardi Fooliani didn't get paid by tRumpty - says he has "insurance" though!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021