Lynwood is one of the ghettoest, craziest, dope ass cities located in Southern California. Its neighboring cities include Crazy Crack head Compton, Wtf wack ass Watts, Paisa ass Paramount, South of the Border South Gate, and Douche bag Downey. The 710 Freeway runs through Lynwood but always seems to be "Under Construction" for some fucking reason! Official Theme song of the city is "This is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan and the Official Pet to own in Lynwood is a Pit Bull. The residents of Lynwood are often referred to as Lynwoodians and are proud of it! In Lynwood everybody dates everybody's ex's. Teen moms that have two Baby Daddies make up most of the Community. Lynwood residents are a mixed bag of Hispanics, African Americans, Asians, and Samoans, maybe one or two Caucasian families. All residents speak Spanish regardless of Race. Home of Lynwood High Scool which bears the same colors as The Los Angeles Lakers: Purple and Gold. House Parties were perfected in Lynwood. Every after party sees the Sunrise. There is at least one Liquor Store or Taco Stand on every block. Notable natives include "Weird Al" Yankovic, Rick Adelman, Venus Williams, Kevin Costner, and Jesse James. All of whom never given shit back to Lynwood! Home of the Mad Dog 20/20, Boonies, Solo Jeans, Chicos, Angelos, the Hookers on Long Beach Blvd., Final resting place of El Farrallon and Manas, Getting High on every drug known to mankind, and last but not least Tam's Burgers No. 9!
Girl 1: So where is this party at???
Girl 2: Lynwood!
Girl 1: This party is gonna be off the chain! I'm gonna get so fucked up!!!
Girl 2: Lynwood!
Girl 1: This party is gonna be off the chain! I'm gonna get so fucked up!!!
by Mikey Wood May 25, 2010
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Lynwood A city thats between Compton and South Gate. It has improved over the years. Back in the 90's and even early 2000's there was violence all around the city. Mainly along the borderline with Compton. You have gangs all throughout the city. Compitas, South Side Gangsters, South Side Lynwood, Young Crowd, Banning St, Paragons, El Segundo, Santa Fe Locos, Dukes, and the Krazy Kats. You also have a bunch of crews, tagging crews. You have two high schools, the main one Lynwood High School and Firebaugh High School. Plaza Mexico is one of the highlights of Lynwood. It was called the Market Place back in the day. Tams and Chicos are the go to spots to eat.
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LYNWOOD! SUUUWUUUUU!!!
LYNWOOD! SUUUWUUUUU!!!
by prod90 September 11, 2019
Get the Lynwood mug.Lynwood senior high is a complete shit hole, every person there is a selfish, mainstream, brainless plastic moron, who do not have any original thoughts in their body, and live according to what makes them seem to be hot or whatever. (Excluding about 3 people) All efforts should be made to avoid this school at all costs.
"This place is a crap hole"
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
by That epic type of guy August 25, 2009
Get the Lynwood senior high school mug.The word 'Lingwood' is slang for the term 'Limp Wood' (having a flaccid penis.)
The word is thought to have originated in the upper classes of society, so that they may insult one another without having to dirty their lips with 'inappropriate language.'
The word is thought to have originated in the upper classes of society, so that they may insult one another without having to dirty their lips with 'inappropriate language.'
by GoAlveoliWeArehappYforyou June 18, 2014
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Guy 1: Whoa dude, did you make a lynwood in the men's room? It fucking reeks in there!
Guy 2: Yeah, I ate cheap Mexican last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I ate cheap Mexican last night.
by Biggus Dikgus July 15, 2011
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