LinkedInner

1. A person who creates and gets paid for content posted on the business social platform Linked In. Comparable to the popular terms YouTuber and TikTokker.

2. A person who uses Linked In a lot. Every day and every hour. A power user of Linked In.

Rob is famous on Youtube, but Sean is making $10k a month with surveys and great report posts. He's a Boss LinkedInner

by robtyrie March 7, 2021

lickydicky

Kinny new catchphrase

He said and I quote
"10/10 better than the dab in dib dab"

Im cringing at my old art style, better get sum of that lickydicky

by Creg the hoe mo September 18, 2017

Lickydicky

The act of oral stimulation of the male genitalia via another person's tongue.

"Hey bro, what happened with you and Patricia last night?"
"Bro, she gave me the ol' Lickydicky."
"Nice one bro."
"I know bro."
"bro"

by mynameisPhil February 23, 2019

LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.

"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".

by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020

LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.

I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.

by Tagz April 2, 2008

LinkedIn Mom

A LinkedIn Mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the "soccer mom"

During a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, Mrs. Anderson was graciously introduced as a "LinkedIn Mom" instead of a "soccer mom." Yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.

by mr. fancy pants June 9, 2007

Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”

Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”

by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012