by Bayou Blue 122 February 02, 2008
The belief system that embraces the following tenets:
1. All Republicans are always right about everything.
2. All Democrats are always wrong about everything.
3. Anyone who disagrees with me about anything is an idiot and hates America.
4. I get to decide for everyone what it means to be conservative, even if the issue at hand has nothing to do with conservatism/liberalism.
5. Any facts that are in conflict with my opinion are lies from the liberal media.
The opposite of thoughtful discourse. See Beckism.
Similar to McCarthyism. Simply substitute "Liberal" for "Communist".
1. All Republicans are always right about everything.
2. All Democrats are always wrong about everything.
3. Anyone who disagrees with me about anything is an idiot and hates America.
4. I get to decide for everyone what it means to be conservative, even if the issue at hand has nothing to do with conservatism/liberalism.
5. Any facts that are in conflict with my opinion are lies from the liberal media.
The opposite of thoughtful discourse. See Beckism.
Similar to McCarthyism. Simply substitute "Liberal" for "Communist".
by GrammarNut October 18, 2010
1: Sup nig.
2: Aw, dogg, I don't feel so good.
1: The Man got you down?
2: Naw, man, I'm limbaughed up on these purple pills dat No Good gave me.
1: Aw shucks.
2: Aw, dogg, I don't feel so good.
1: The Man got you down?
2: Naw, man, I'm limbaughed up on these purple pills dat No Good gave me.
1: Aw shucks.
by Aesop Rock January 16, 2004
aka Limbaugh (future tense), and Limbaughed (past tense). This term came about over a year after Santorum became a popular term. The use of the word can be broken down thusly-
1) The release of heavy menstrual fluid, creating an uncomfortable mess that you can never really clean up.
2) Annoyingly heavy menstrual cramps that won't go away no matter how many pain pills you take.
3) A penis covered in menstrual blood. No one knows why it went there, but it obviously did.
4) Angry, politically driven, gibberish.
1) The release of heavy menstrual fluid, creating an uncomfortable mess that you can never really clean up.
2) Annoyingly heavy menstrual cramps that won't go away no matter how many pain pills you take.
3) A penis covered in menstrual blood. No one knows why it went there, but it obviously did.
4) Angry, politically driven, gibberish.
Person A- It was so much fun going to the theatres with you Cindy! We should do this more- GAH!
Person B- What's wrong, Martha?
Person A- Oh shit! I went and Limbaughed in my new pants! Now I have to go home and clean them.
-or-
"Oh Jacky, I'd love to hang out with you tonight. But I'm Limbaughing like CRAZY, so I won't be much fun to be around. Yeah, I'll just sound like an impotent, old, racist."
-or-
"Man, I shouldn't have had sex with Monica last night. She was on her period, and I wound up with a nasty Limbaugh."
Person A- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THERE WAS ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING!!?!?!? IF PEOPLE WEREN'T PLAYING THOSE GOD DAMN VIDEO GAMES, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
Person B- Whoa, dude! You're Limbaughing again, calm down.
Person A- Wow, you're right! Videogames causing gun violence is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Person B- What's wrong, Martha?
Person A- Oh shit! I went and Limbaughed in my new pants! Now I have to go home and clean them.
-or-
"Oh Jacky, I'd love to hang out with you tonight. But I'm Limbaughing like CRAZY, so I won't be much fun to be around. Yeah, I'll just sound like an impotent, old, racist."
-or-
"Man, I shouldn't have had sex with Monica last night. She was on her period, and I wound up with a nasty Limbaugh."
Person A- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THERE WAS ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING!!?!?!? IF PEOPLE WEREN'T PLAYING THOSE GOD DAMN VIDEO GAMES, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
Person B- Whoa, dude! You're Limbaughing again, calm down.
Person A- Wow, you're right! Videogames causing gun violence is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
by Shadytrix December 08, 2013
Also called Rush Syndrome.
A medical term to describe an often misdiagnosed mental illness
amongst a small percentage of the population. Initial symptoms may
be difficult to detect but left untreated, can result in devastating effects
and primarily with people who are in regular direct contact with the
host carrier. Symptoms may vary but are usually detected in persons
with an arrogant personality, are often loud and boisterous and self
aggrandizing. In the later stages of this illness, patients often possess an
insatiable belief in their perfection and clain to be unable to make mistake.
Additional drug use has been recorded on some patients.
A medical term to describe an often misdiagnosed mental illness
amongst a small percentage of the population. Initial symptoms may
be difficult to detect but left untreated, can result in devastating effects
and primarily with people who are in regular direct contact with the
host carrier. Symptoms may vary but are usually detected in persons
with an arrogant personality, are often loud and boisterous and self
aggrandizing. In the later stages of this illness, patients often possess an
insatiable belief in their perfection and clain to be unable to make mistake.
Additional drug use has been recorded on some patients.
“Dude, did you hear about Jim?
Yea, he’s got Limbaughitis so stay clear of that guy unless you want to catch a
Rush too.”
Yea, he’s got Limbaughitis so stay clear of that guy unless you want to catch a
Rush too.”
by Attaboyslim January 04, 2014
America's Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, also known as: America's Truth Detector; the Doctor of Democracy; the Man who Runs America; the All-Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie and an all-around good guy.
Say, you know its funny how the libs complain so much about Bush's speech when they just elected a guy that regularly stutters. Limbaugh put together a montage on his show today contrasting the two fouling up their speeches.
by default013 December 22, 2008
Jim: You know that blowhard?
Bob: Yeah?
Jim: He Limbaughed his statement to us all after you left.
I wanted To Limbaugh for the lulz.
Bob: Yeah?
Jim: He Limbaughed his statement to us all after you left.
I wanted To Limbaugh for the lulz.
by R-Dizzled March 06, 2009