Limbaugh

America's Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, also known as: America's Truth Detector; the Doctor of Democracy; the Man who Runs America; the All-Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie and an all-around good guy.

Say, you know its funny how the libs complain so much about Bush's speech when they just elected a guy that regularly stutters. Limbaugh put together a montage on his show today contrasting the two fouling up their speeches.

by default013 December 22, 2008

Limbaugh Skittles

Oral Pain Killer Meds

Wot da fawk! I'm drugged up on Limbaugh Skittles, only had one cuppa tea, no ciggies and you spect me to READ!!! I can't fawkin focus!

by JustanotherTurboBricker March 24, 2010

limbaugh-size

Like super-sizing a combo meal order, only instead of a bigger drink and more fries, you get thousands more Oxycontin than any rational doctor ever intended.

With a scanner, photoshop, and enough balls, you can limbaugh-size that single Vicodin prescription into one full year's supply.

by Elias Creed October 18, 2007

limbaugh syndrome

Describes the epidemic of prescription drug abuse in the United States. As of now, there are more people addicted to prescription drugs than to illegal drugs such as cocaine or heroin.

No wonder drugs are cheaper in Canada - they don't have to put up with the Limbaugh Syndrome!

by Jim B July 29, 2005

Limbaugh Dilemma

A Limbaugh Dilemma is the term referring to whether or not you should ask for a really expensive item and risk looking like an ass, or hope that you get offered a moderately expensive prize, but risk getting offered nothing at the same time.

On the Rush Limbaugh show, a caller asked for a MacBook, only to be told that he was going to be offered an iPad had he not said anything. This establishes the basis for the scientific term known as the "Limbaugh Dilemma."

by MacBookGuy May 2, 2012

Rush Limbaugh

A Rush Limbaugh: is when I wash down a handful of OxyContin with at least three quarts of cough-syrup, and then I hit the gay-club to trip the light fantastic toe - but not until after having lost all of my inhibitions at the track, and my virginity for the second time in the parking lot.
* Hiyo! Hahaha; You are correct sir! *
Sorry about that - Ed McMahon is with me; the guy follows me everywhere.
Be forewarned: you will sleep for an excess of 48 consecutive hours after your first time "Rushing the Baugh," - call me if you need any help or if you just want to say hi; I miss the times we spent together at the gay-club.

Oh man; I'll never Rush Limbaugh again after last night - I won't be able to sit straight for a week.

by Dr. Alexander Rosenbridge PhD May 21, 2015

Rush Limbaugh

He's a big fat idiot!

(Many thanks to Minnesota's junior U.S. senator)

If you don't believe it, just look at that hypocritical obese drug addict, and for the "idiot" part check out what Rush Limbaugh wrote in his book, "The Way Things Ought to Be".

by £az£o July 30, 2009