out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

by beaner2 June 15, 2006

like a bat out of hell

extremely fast(use caution with hell)

That crazy fool was like a bat out of hell. I am amazed his tires could stand that.

by Light Joker November 25, 2004

spread out like a starfish

when you’re about to preform a sexual act and your mans wants to tie you up and you spread out your arms and legs to the bed post

“she spread out like a starfish when her man fucked her.”

by lolololollllll October 23, 2017

aint goin out like that

1. to make the point that one would never do a certain action

Me stealing from my grannies purse? Yo, i aint going out like that, bro!

by Dr. Shizzl October 21, 2003

pussy out like a boss

To back out (without hesitation) from any sort of confrontation or altercation. To talk a big game for most years of your life but freeze up harder than ice when it's your time to shine. To carry the upper hand in a situation, however, refuse to do anything about it. pussy

"Did you hear that dude hit that guys mom the other night?"

"Yeah and none of the guys at the party did anything about it."

"They really know how to pussy out like a boss

by PlayerHater691 December 28, 2010

whip it out like LBJ

When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.

This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"

For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest

Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

go out like a bitch

the act of embarrassing yourself in front of others by failing to respond to a challenge, or by issuing a challenge to someone else and then backing down when they accept.

1. Manny came home late and his ho Latrina cussed him out in front of everyone. He didn't say nothin and then she made him take out the trash too. He went out like a bitch. This is the past tense form of go out like a bitch.

2. This punk ass at work kept talkin' smack to me and challeneged me to step outside in front of everyone. I went outside and he never did. They all knew he was scared; he went out like a bitch.

by ArabGoBoom July 21, 2012