Frederick Lightswitch

Anal sex involving electrical appliances.

She was feeling kinky last night, so we gave eachother Frederick Lightswitches.

by 6951074a July 6, 2011

Minnesota Lightswitch

Being fingered by a mentally retarded person

Minnesota Lightswitch Time (With finger extended) Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh

by PeterSpiderman January 30, 2009

lightswitch raves

A rave party where you turn the lights on and off repeatedly.
Only done by The Cheat.

"the sistem is down th-th-the sistem is down, down down down... (lights flash on and off repeadtedly)
"the cheat is grounded...
"I installed that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not throw lightswitch raves!"

by ilikecereal February 12, 2006

Hiroshima Lightswitch

A fictional device "invented" by 2 mentally retarded KKK members in 2013. It would supposedly kill all Muslims in their sleep. Although the device never existed, just thinking about it was enough to get them arrested by equally mentally retarded FBI agents.

A Hiroshima lightswitch will kill all Muslims, I think.

by Resbot Magnesium June 19, 2013

hung like a lightswitch

Having a very small, short, ying yang.

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.

by Andrew K June 24, 2005

playing with her lightswitch

Clitoral masturbation.

She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Indestructible Lightswitch

Oops! Sorry Daniel Radcliffe. I see now how I'm the handstand guy and not the you.

Hym "Really. That's what it's like. You are trying to use trickery, pretending, and emotional appeals on an indestructible lightswitch... That ISN'T... EVER... GOING TO WORK. I... Am not an indestructible lightswitch... I am just a guy... Talking to a retard... Telling you that if you want the light to be ON... You have to flip the switch up, stupid."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025