When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.
by awmm June 21, 2015
Obi-Wan: Christ...Jar Jar, turn around, would you?
Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!
Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.
Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!
Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!
Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.
Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!
by Slufa June 15, 2007
according to the Star Wars "the Essential guide to Weapons and Technology" the lightsaber is a melee weapon which emitts a tight parallel beam that is a closed energy loop
by Glaiven June 24, 2003
Weapon used by a civilization so advanced that it colonized space, but so primitive that it couldn't figure out that a small-calibre handgun works a million times better.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003
when a joint or blunt canoes so much without being stopped that it becomes one long orange line down one side, all the way to the roach. Thus garnering the appearance of the fabled Jedi weapon of choice.
by dirman April 02, 2008
A elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Wielded by powerful foes, lightsabers are very power, and skillful weapons. They are used mainly by Jedi knights and other force sensitive beings. Lights can cut through nearly anything. Lightsabers require a kyber crystal to activate, beings wishing to build a laser sword must sought out these crystals. There are many lightsaber types; single blade, double blade, crossguard, etc.
by Rick and Morty Rick and Morty July 25, 2022
by levi's lightsaber January 30, 2021