Lighthouse

A lighthouse: area that allows light to pass between a woman's legs and her public area- this must be observed while she is standing up with her legs closed together. If a woman has a lighthouse, one would be able to see light coming through this natural space regardless of how close her legs are together. If she's too overweight if flabby the fat closes down the passage of light.

Even though Jane is overweight, she still has a lighthouse.

by Mark the man aka MTM March 28, 2011

lighthouse

Trying to master mind control whilst standing in a corner. Usually looking absent or grinning insanely.

Look at that rob he's got some major lighthousing going on, he's being a real roft.

by robertino smitherino January 27, 2005

lighthoused

To be pwned in a videogame multiple times in rapid succession.

I was playing Gears last night and some guy lighthoused me!

by Sheknova July 31, 2007

the lighthouse

When the tip of your erection turns red.

Have you seen the lighthouse lately? Booty boner erection butt slammer

by Long John McSpazatron July 1, 2016

Lighthouse

As defined by popular comedian Dane Cook : The perfect erection, when the vain leads up in a perfect spiral staircase right up to the thunderdome.

"A lighthouse is required to do the cashew trick"

by Miss Strychnine; February 12, 2006

Lighthouse

When a uncircumsized dude pulls up his dick to his belly button and uses his balls as a base so it resembles a lighthouse.

Wyatt walked out of the room so Alex pulled out the lighthouse to get him to look at it when he walked back in.

by AxlebomB August 19, 2011

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004