lighthoused

To be pwned in a videogame multiple times in rapid succession.

I was playing Gears last night and some guy lighthoused me!

by Sheknova June 27, 2007

the lighthouse

When the tip of your erection turns red.

Have you seen the lighthouse lately? Booty boner erection butt slammer

by Long John McSpazatron March 31, 2016

Lighthouse

As defined by popular comedian Dane Cook : The perfect erection, when the vain leads up in a perfect spiral staircase right up to the thunderdome.

"A lighthouse is required to do the cashew trick"

by Miss Strychnine; February 03, 2006

Lighthouse

When a uncircumsized dude pulls up his dick to his belly button and uses his balls as a base so it resembles a lighthouse.

Wyatt walked out of the room so Alex pulled out the lighthouse to get him to look at it when he walked back in.

by AxlebomB August 16, 2011

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

lighthouse

To insert your head into a womans anal cavity (rectum) and while up there in the abyss you stick your tongue out and slowly start rotating your body just like a lighthouse.

bro # 1: I would lighthouse her for a full minute if you pay me 1,000 dollars for each second.

bro #2: ew dawg that bitch is fat as hell, and you will suffocate up there

bro #1: I cant help it everyday her butt crack shows, shes teasing me dawg

by nigger3000 November 16, 2011

lighthousing

To insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.

I was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.

by becca7775 July 23, 2007