Cheek Lift

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.

Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"

by JingoBellsSanduskySmells December 31, 2011

Ego lifting

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.

by properliftingman August 29, 2010

whatever lifts your luggage

Synonym of "whatever floats your boat".

Personally, I wouldn't have hired a young rent boy to come with me on a trip to Europe, but "whatever lifts your luggage".

by Grammalicious May 5, 2010

Leftover drunk

When, after drinking heavily the night before, you wake up still feeling a little tipsy.

Bob: Whoa man, i woke up this morning and the room was still spinning.

Joe: Yeah man, you were probably Leftover Drunk

by Rar! Ver. 2.0 April 18, 2009

listologist

A person who is a master at creating lists.

The listologist just completed writing the list of the all-time best movies.

by bucketlistjourney July 20, 2010

Lifted Smoke & Vape

One of the infinite vape shops made for OU tards. The location of this place is very convenient because it is located on Campus Corner so you could get hella fucked up first and then start fiending nic and pull up to this hoe. The nigga who runs this place is a straight hoodrat and just smokes the whole time. You walk into this place and it just screams ghetto, mainly because of the dude who runs this place. You know this place got heat tho because the nigga just chills in the back and hits his bong the whole time.

We were all at Campus Corner on Saturday night and were craving nic so we went to Lifted Smoke & Vape and copped some Puff Bars and also got a bong because the dude working there put us on.

by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020

Ego lifter

Typically, of the male persuasion. This type of gym goer will usually overload with weight when lifting. They are usually the biggest noise makers, and command an audience, because they have to slam weight around because they are overcompensation for otger physical inadequacies(small hands, feet, or dick size).

I had to leave the room because of all the noise that Ego Lifter is making.

by Luckluckyluckford August 13, 2018