en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn/know/understand something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2013

Lieutenant Sarcasm

The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.

*People are looking at a burning building*

Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

by smileyface3 January 14, 2010

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides

Peter's Former gold fish on Family Guy.

Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.

Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!

by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009

Lieutenant Dangle

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005

Lieutenant Sides

Some huge sky crane motherfucker that is just boss at everything.

That motherfucker Lieutenant Sides...I swear man.

by Poplipoplipop May 5, 2013

Lipstick Lieutenant

A mildly derogatory term for a Warrant Officer in the US Marine Corps, derived from the WO's insignia: a Lieutenant's bar with a series of red enamelled blocks denoting the WO's grade.

Jake's a Lipstick Lieutenant now; he just got promoted from Staff Sargeant to Warrant Officer...

by VetR September 29, 2006

2nd lieutenant

A person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. After about 5 years of looking like a dumbass they learn some shit and get 1st lieutenant.

Hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. Of course it has 5 floors not 3.

by Unkown15432 December 5, 2015