liedentity

Fictionalizing parts or all of your life to people you meet who will never see you again. Also works great on the internet.

I had nothing to lose so I pumped up my liedentity.

by Diane612 June 22, 2010

Liegenzhowerd

Li-gen-za-how-erd;
An unhelpful lying bastard that offers to help,
but they would not ever show up, etc.

My "Liegenzhowerd" of an ex will awnser the phone, but will never show up at my son's football games.

by EatItAndLikeIt November 13, 2017

liecense

A permissive document that allows its holder to tell falsehoods with impunity.

Hap Shaughnessy tells all manner of fantastical tales on da Red Green Show, yet I don't recall his applying for a liecense.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

han lifeng

A Wuhanese man with very bad acne.

Han Lifeng! Where is Ez's dog?
Oh shit Han Lifeng is coughing run!
Han Lifeng can you please open your eyes when youre talking to me? Oops sorry couldnt see.

by Chenye February 5, 2020

Lifen’t

When you are depressed as fuck and dying inside.

She did not respond to my txt, I feel Lifen’t!

by luciferisstoned September 25, 2018

lifenoob

one who is inexperienced in the ways of the world, failing on their first (or subsequent) attempts to do things due to lack of experience. Similar to a noob in that their actions often negatively affect other's perceptions of them.

That man just tried to change his tyre for the first time and managed to drop the car on his foot. I would call him a lifenoob.

by themanoftomorrow July 24, 2012

liefin

believing in oneself to the highest of outcomes or results or trippin

Yo homie, you have to be liefin if you want to dominate in this video game.

by D1sciples April 19, 2017