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librarian

well-minded angels with little street-sense or business-savvy, love to help and occasionally are reminded why, often experience burn-out due to low pay, bureaucratic management, and the discovery that the homeless and elderly are more familiar with libraries then your son or daughter, aspire to make a difference in a constantly changing world, are some of the most interesting individuals you will ever meet, are more excited about technology then you think.
The librarian smiled politely and said to the crazy patron, "I'm sorry Sir, but I can't help you print your email from hyperspace."
by Lucesco May 27, 2006
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librarium

When the library is used as an intense non-stop studying place for midterms and finals in college.
Tiffany has been studying at the librarium for 4 straight days for her physiology final exam.
by nameless2 October 23, 2006
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closet librarian

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.
Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.
by NOTMYNECK August 13, 2007
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Librarianly

How a librarian acts.
Did did that librarian?

Librarianly
by OMGcookie April 26, 2011
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libercrite

Pronounced lib-er-krit - a combination of the words liberal and hypocrite.
A person who purports to live a lifestyle that exudes such things as tolerance and green living, but in reality behaves in a traditionally consumerist manner or has no tolerance for people more successful than themselves.
That politician who spoke on how to reduce our carbon footprint sure flew in on a nice private jet. What a libercrite.

Johnny has great love for all races, religions, and socio-economic levels. However, he believes that people who make more than $100k are capitalist pigs and should be thrown in jail. What a libercrite.
by Johnny Freemarket January 17, 2009
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Librarian

Librarians are very misunderstood.Most people believe that librarians:
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
6)are ugly
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality

Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.
WIT :A smart person's weapon against ignorance
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass
by Luna De Margarita's Sister February 8, 2010
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librarian

Technically, the term "librarian" refers to an individual who has obtained a Master's Degree in Library Science or Information Science, but is increasingly used to refer to any of a number of professionals and para-professionals employed in a library. The main function of a librarian is to connect individuals (patrons or customers) with information and entertainment, whether found in print, audio, video, or other (i.e. online) formats.
The librarian used the computer catalog to help Susie find a book about flesh-eating plants.
by dans tes rêves October 23, 2007
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