legally retarded

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.

OMG those girls are legally retarded.

by the reals deals August 11, 2010

lewellyn

A really cool person, who is a little introverted, yet really loud when he gets used to his surroundings. Usually happy, but can be a little angsty at times.

Nate most definately is a Lewellyn.

by Nataniel Bluebishbosh March 14, 2004

legally pumped

To have big muscles or to be all "jacked up" but with all natural training, and without the aid of performance enhancing drugs and steroids.

Person 1: "Look at that dude! He's huge! He must be on steroids!"

Person 2: " No man, he's an all natural beast! He's legally pumped!"

by nicholasbrunello January 21, 2010

legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.

Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered

by Pea Jay November 17, 2016

legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.

Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.

by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

legally A minor

when the law gets involved with a singular musical chord and they have to legally declare if it is major or minor, and the chord consists of the A, C and E notes

F: hello A, C and E! wanna go clubbing?
E: sorry we are legally A minor
F: i am so sorry, i forgot about that! i will ask G
G, with Bb and D: sorry, we’re legally G minor

F: am i the oldest one here
G# and C: no you are legally F minor

by Skip Komarov February 23, 2022