Hopeless lerp

An individual who, despite deciding to take on an enormous workload, insists upon avoiding any and all responsibility, and still expects success.

Teacher: "Okay, How many of you were hopeless lerps and forgot your course objective sheet?"

*twelve hands*

Teacher: *exasperated sigh*

by doctorcaptainhatterax January 16, 2012

Lerper

A person high on crystal meth who will steal something from you and then help you look for it.

Someone scoping out the premises looking for things to cluck (steal)

AKA - Theif
Bottom of the barrel sucker fish

"Dont leave that lerper alone with anything of value"

"That guy was lerping around the neighborhood"

by WiseOldGoat September 7, 2013

Lerping

(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.

John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.

by MichellaBella June 22, 2021

lerpes

Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.

We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..

by doomtroopr April 25, 2009

lerping tweaker

Acting sketch as fuck in bushes with binoculars during the day creeping on people or going on tweaker missions.

Scott H. was being a lerping tweaker going through Jens stuff while she was sleeping

by DoubleBubble421 January 7, 2018

Lerpderp

A language firmly rooted in English. To speak it, simply replace every audible vowel in every word spoken with an "er" sound. Thus "economics" becomes "ercernermercs", etc.

How do you speak Lerpderp? Lerk thers!

by JaKrapface January 3, 2011

Lerpoke

Lerpoke is mostly active on Instagram, but you can also find him on YouTube, Discord, and Tik Tok.
He does art, animation, and is hated by Vaild.Sonic.Vaild and Vaild.RainbowDash.Vaild.
Just to let you know,,he is also a Kokichi kinnie AND has a girlfriend! His friends love to joke around saying they “hate” him, often bringing his confidence down.
To sum it all up, Lerpoke is a sad 13 year old boy.

Lerpoke posts amazing sussy content (the “sussy content” part was true👹 The rest of it was a lie😈)

by Lerpoke July 7, 2021