Lap-legged ho

A lap-legged ho is a person having the tendency to wrap their legs around any person, place, or thing. And have the capability of fitting anything between their legs. A magical ho.

"Bernard, stop being a lap-legged ho and get that from between your legs."

by Cheerbear July 26, 2014

Four-legged Rake

A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.

My Chihuahua is a four-legged rake. He just brought in half the lawn.

by PsychoPuppyDad December 6, 2015

x legged

A woman that got fucked by a black man and cant walk.

hey girls I got fucked up last night and now I'm x legged

by Blacky chan237 October 14, 2017

three-legged suprise

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.

After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

by The rascal March 10, 2006

One Legged Pirate

during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.

After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

by Phillips987 July 2, 2009

Long-legged mack daddy

A long-legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.

by StG44 August 6, 2009

Chicken Legger

A person or persons that pull the scrotum above the shaft when performing oral sex as to make it appear that they are sucking on the bottom of a drumstick.

See also. chicken leg.

"That dang Chicken Legger wrenched the shit out of my sack last night."

by bozak prez July 28, 2009