Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman

To be the steeziest guy in the entire world. Actually unbelievable. Makes the best burgers in town. Wakes up with at least 20 or more ladies in his bed a morning. Is a fantastic photographer. Never has a clean he-ba-roo (car). Often is found sleeping on a porch without blankets. Most commonly seen with a backwards hat and a certain amount of beard length. Eli also shreds the gnar, gnar, pow. pow.

"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli

"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy

"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli

"But seriously dude...can i become as cool as you?"- rob
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.

by princesslea24 February 1, 2008

Letterman

Having sex with a coworker or subordinate.

John:"I heard Bob pulled a Letterman with Lisa"
Trevor:"Uhumm...heard that too. Heard he banged her in the meditation room"
John:"Why there?"
Trevor:"Because there isn't a security camera and nobody's ever there"
John:"Aha I see....I would also pull a Letterman with Lisa"
Trevor:"You know it"

by IPullMoreLettermansThenYou October 3, 2009

Leeceman

Leeceman is a professional footballer who is from Portugal. He is often known for stat padding against mighty Serie A teams like Leece and Genoa. For Portugal he is also known as Lithuania Man because he often stat pads against Lithuania.

Juventus lost to Lyon because Leeceman couldn't score against Leece or Genoa.

by 6tydfsgrsa August 24, 2020

sleepy lieberman

You get kale and you massage it on a woman's breasts then you fall asleep. When you wake up you assume you had sex.

I pulled a Sleepy lieberman on a girl in college once, and she loved it.

by @major_struggle September 14, 2016

David Letterman

Former comedian and current talkshow host originally from Indianapolis, Indiana. Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He is known for his foul mouth and dry sense of humor. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

I hate David Letterman. He sucks.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2007

David Letterman

When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.

I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!

by Kolber February 8, 2005

Letterman

Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some late night TV - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. Characteristics of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered fucking bullshit is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?

"I hope my girlfriend gets this letter man"

by Lawson March 30, 2005