lectus

A necklace made of human teeth; usually taken as the spoils of war

With another kill, Dave hoped to have enough teeth to complete his lectus.

by sonofhud February 17, 2008

lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

lecture

to browbeat someone with harsh criticism

Don't lecture me on how to do things.

by Gerard Irick March 19, 2010

Loctum

A type of taint hair, usually right on the ridge

“Bro, I don’t think he has hit puberty yet. He doesn’t even have loctum.

by Random person from warrensburg February 21, 2018

death lecture

Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.

Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*

by exxo56456451 April 21, 2007

University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.

Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'

by Towntrain January 16, 2017

lecture crashing

VERB
The act of attending a university lecture for a class you do not take.
Derivative of gate crash

Reasons behind this behaviour vary... One could lecture crash to keep a friend company, to hide the fact that they have no one to hang out with during a break, to try before you buy, or maybe just because they find the subject interesting.

"Hey Clementine! What are you doing here?! I didn't know you took psych 101!"

"Hey Fatima, nahh I don't, I'm just lecture crashing"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011