by Natty Heavy December 27, 2016
Get the lady leaping mug.The Leaping Gazelle astounds observers with its graceful leaps and agile movements. This remarkable creature embodies a perfect balance of power and grace, leaving a lasting impression on all who witness its breathtaking prowess. The leaping gazelle is able to grasp new heights with its outlandish vertical jump, his hand-eye coordination when it comes to athletic performance in sports is also something not seen before. Leaping gazelles not only are a freak of nature in terms of athletic performance but they are also hung like a horse, dominating every "Asian B*tch who wanted to h00k up with them" and another truly attractive target by the name of 'SAO'. Some Leaping Gazelles also make their way up the ranks to further achieve 'Stud Muffin' status. This is done through a variety of acts and courageous performances to truly prove their prowess. Acts such as hiding behind bins, getting ones ock wet whilst watching the popular children's film, 'Zootopia', and always staying drippy through a collection of cool shirts, such as "STRAIGHT OUTTA DA POOL". Once a gazelle achieves Stud Muffin rank, they are able to mate with the queen bee of the jungle, the elegant and very much wanted, Pigeon. The leaping gazelle is able to mate with the pigeon and dominate her just as a stud muffin would. Romance such as HSP dates, Movie dates, and "gm x + gn x" is something of which a stud muffin must uphold to keep the pigeon at his fingertips, ready to be satisfied by the ring of a bell.
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You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.
by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018
Get the quantum leaping mug.When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
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by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
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Get the leaving cert mug.The act of slowly drinking one-self to death due to intractable depression or disease. Named after the Nicolas Cage and Elisabeth Shue film of the same name.
Charlie was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Instead of fight a losing battle, he decided he's leaving Las Vegas.
by Caddy15 December 26, 2017
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My heart is broken-- I'm Leaving Venus, man.
My heart is broken-- I'm Leaving Venus, man.
by Damon Tyndal April 18, 2008
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