Laredo

God forsaken border town in S. Texas. Where progress goes to die... A city full of illiterates, that are happy to be stupid and who are not trying to get smarter. Few people speak English, including the idiots born in the U.S and who graduated from U.S schools..(Just try ordering breakfast in English). A rancid, hot garbage smell envelopes the entire town. There's no racism.. (if you are Mexican. If you are white, it's like being a black man in Selma during the marches) The only thing good about Laredo is when you leave...

Q: Excuse me sir, what is that horrible smell?

A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!

by Paper_Chaser June 10, 2010

Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

by Victor February 3, 2004

Laredo

Hell on earth.

When Laredo freezes over.

by bobterwill August 21, 2003

lazerd

A term used when the juul club meets in the E wing boyz bathroom.

James: you trying to get lazerd?
Charles: hell yeah brother, last time they we had a massive chooch goin.

by Large Massive September 28, 2018

Laredo

A small city that was ranked 2nd on Men's Digest "Most Ignorant Cities" survey

I moved from San Antonio to Laredo, it should be nuked or given to Mexico.

by Stephen Ramirez June 15, 2005

Laredo

A town which separated when the Texans made Texas a country, the Republic of Texas. However, Laredoans who didn't want to leave Mexico went just south of Laredo's river and formed a new city, Nuevo Laredo (New Laredo)

I live in Laredo, it's a badass place.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Laredo

The largest and most trafficed inland port in the United States. A place that some ignorant idiots like to hate on.

Racism is non-existent since the town consists of mostly Hispanics.

Laredo's the s#$t to live in! (as long as you got a/c.)

by Jose Velasco September 18, 2008