Laurie Post 

Although rumored to be a fictitious legend, this local celebrity has been coaching for decades. Most known for her mastery in the art of aquatic instruction, this tame dame has a rich history of developing wee young lads into olympic gold medalists. Her resume includes head coach of the Tigersharks and Blue Dolphins Swimming Teams and has also been credited for inventing the Statue dance move.

Pedestrian #1: "Was that a super hero?"
Pedestrian #2: "Nope, that was Laurie Post!"

Laurie Post by Birthday Cake 4 July 20, 2009

laurkel 

An interesting act of personal endeavors performed inside the schools auditorium

Christian Schafer recieved a laurkel in the auditorium

laurkel by Brad cofrancesco December 7, 2006

Laurie Dhue

A very hot newswoman at fox news, currently has a segment on thursdays called The Dhue Point on the O'Reilly Factor

"Hey you want to go to the strip club this Thursday night"-Joe
"Hell no, I'm going to jack it to Laurie Dhue, the hottest bitch on the news!"-Mickey

Laurie Dhue by Peter LoPresti January 11, 2008

Laurie

an incredibly beautiful young woman who can be found mostly in DuPage County, Illinois. She is bright, hardworking, and has a very sexy voice.

wow you should see this girl in my night class at COD....she must be a Laurie!

Laurie by TheKingOfPalos October 21, 2008

Laurie

a woman with a big heart and knobby knees, a big smile with sweet kisses.

dude you got lauried!

Laurie by weber dic tionary August 15, 2011

laurielle 

A laurielle is someone who is athlete, smart, intelligent, and she don’t give a fuck what no one got to say. She a real ass female and is very honesty. Don’t get it twisted she very pretty but shy and quiet. Get you a laurielle

Hey laurielle! Oh hey how u doing boo👋🏾

laurielle by ✌🏾 September 15, 2018

Laurie

A pretty girl who loves to have a good time. Generally has a great body and kickin' legs, best paired with curly hair. Has a bunch of friends and is a funny drunk.

Talk to a Laurie and realize shes not just hot, she's smart too. Get into her pants and she will rock your world.

"Damn, did you see that babe walkin down the street?"

"Yeah, shes so hot her name must be Laurie."

Laurie by HollaAtMe960465 February 21, 2010