Punched Lasagne

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011

the toilet ate my lasagna

the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.

Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018

Poo Lasagne

Usually found in college/university student accommodation.

Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...

Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.

"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"

by Pupu October 7, 2005

Titty fuck the lasagna

A way of saying "I love you" in italian

Babe, titty fuck the lasagna

by GeraldtheHerald2012 February 28, 2019

Lasagna

Pasta cake.

Yummmm... Lasagna.

by Cabbage_Hat August 14, 2009

Bich Lasagna

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T-series ain't nothing but a bich lasagna

by SlaveBoy12321 January 4, 2019

shit lasagna

When one is defecating, and they believe they're finished, they wipe their ass only to realize that they were not quite done. They defecate further, and wipe again. This may continue to go on for multiple cycles. What one is left with is Shit Lasagna, due to the layering of shit and toilet paper.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

After an hour on the can, I had created a full course of shit lasagna.

by theKman77 November 10, 2008