larted

(past tense) To bitchslap, reprimand, or to rap someone over the knuckles.
I larted Jim for coming in late the other morning.
by jasonwoody May 23, 2006
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Lart

To laugh and pass wind (fart) simultaneously.
Hey Jude, what was that suspicious sound that came from your buttock while you were laughing? I'm sorry Peter, i larted!
by Vilem Benjamin L. October 06, 2005
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Lart

Painting landscapes.
A lartist a landscape painter
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Lart

(La-rt) Lart is a substance from the flaps of middle aged men. Its made of crust and accumulated sweat and grease created a brick
“BRO UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“AND UR A GOOFY LART”.
by Jewstain Karna March 03, 2018
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Lart

A fart that has been lit on fire.
Guy 1 : Dude!!! Throw me a ligher quick!!

Guy 2 : Why?
Guy 1 : So i can Lart!
by T-Hootie May 06, 2010
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Lart

To laugh until one looses the ability to control bodily fuctions, usually emitting an anal explosion.
Dude! Every time you tell me that joke, I lart.
by ButtaKnife September 26, 2004
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LART

A large chunk of crust, the molecules are boned with fat and can be found in flaps of abnormally large 53 year old men
“UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“YEAH AND UR A LART”.
by Jewstain Karna March 03, 2018
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