larted

(past tense) To bitchslap, reprimand, or to rap someone over the knuckles.

I larted Jim for coming in late the other morning.

by jasonwoody May 31, 2006

Lart

To laugh and pass wind (fart) simultaneously.

Hey Jude, what was that suspicious sound that came from your buttock while you were laughing? I'm sorry Peter, i larted!

by Vilem Benjamin L. October 6, 2005

Lart

Painting landscapes.

A lartist a landscape painter

by brianturbo March 19, 2021

Lart

(La-rt) Lart is a substance from the flaps of middle aged men. Its made of crust and accumulated sweat and grease created a brick

“BRO UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“AND UR A GOOFY LART”.

by Jewstain Karna March 3, 2018

Lart

A fart that has been lit on fire.

Guy 1 : Dude!!! Throw me a ligher quick!!

Guy 2 : Why?
Guy 1 : So i can Lart!

by T-Hootie May 6, 2010

Lart

To laugh until one looses the ability to control bodily fuctions, usually emitting an anal explosion.

Dude! Every time you tell me that joke, I lart.

by ButtaKnife September 26, 2004

LART

A large chunk of crust, the molecules are boned with fat and can be found in flaps of abnormally large 53 year old men

“UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“YEAH AND UR A LART”.

by Jewstain Karna March 3, 2018