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Laritza

An amazing, beautiful, compassionate, caring girl! She'll always guide you in the right direction. Loves to get wild from time to time-- if you have her, keep her! Treat her right though, she easily checks out and begins the quest of finding a better partner.
Dude: I'm falling for Laritza...
Dude 2: If only I had seen her first..
by Bubbafaction March 7, 2013
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happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.
by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010
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LART

Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"
I shall LART you appropriatly.
by maxeh May 8, 2003
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idiot's lantern

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.
by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010
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Hang a lantern

To point out some inconsistency in order to allow for its acceptance and to move things along. This is a common plot device in the entertainment industry, in which the entertainers give some sort of wink or nod that allows the entertained to suspend disbelief of some unthinkable feat and carry on with minimal interruption.
Feeling whiney and knowing that he was partaking in the practice of Vaguebooking, Tom was sure to hang a lantern on it by adding a #Vaguebooking hash tag to his post.
by kraftydevil12 July 29, 2011
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Spanish Lantern

The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.
John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.
by HBOSS19 October 18, 2009
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Matt Lanter

An actor whos on the show, 90210, and was in the movie, cutting edge 3 is the hottest guy ever. He has pretty blue eyes,perfect brown hair and a flawless face. Also, a very hot body consisting of a very nice six pack. His hotness will hurt your eyes.
Person 1: Hey did you watch 90210 last night?
Person 2: No i was studying did i miss anything important?
Person 1: Only Matt Lanter taking off his shirt.
by ilovemattlanter May 19, 2009
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