ass lapper

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit

Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth

by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006

Big Lipped Alligator Moment

First coined by The Nostalgia Chick in the "Ferngully" episode of The Nostalgia Critic, in which they did a duo review.

A Big Lipped Alligator Moment refers to "the big lipped alligator scene from All Dogs Go To Heaven. This is named after the random musical number sung by a big lipped alligator towards the end of the film; a scene that comes right-the-fuck out of nowhere, has little to no bearing whatsoever in the plot, is way over the top in terms of ridiculousness (even in the context of the movie), and after it happens, no one ever speaks of it again."

In short: It refers to any and all random musical scenes that have no merit in terms of plot, are very over the top and silly, and are oddly never explained or mentioned ever.

Such scenes include:
-The dancing fire gang from Labyrinth
-The pink elephants from Dumbo
-The creepy tunnel scene from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
-And the sexually undertoned blue Gila Monster (the type of lizard is debatable) song, "If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might as Well Be You)", from Ferngully

If you are watching a film, and a random musical scene plays, after which you are forced to drop your jaw and go "What the hell was that?", then you have just witnessed a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

by ZjNime May 18, 2009

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014

Female Lapper

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

by Buttons February 16, 2005

nigger lipped

when smoking out of a pipe or cigarette you put it too much in your mouth and get your saliva on it

putting the the whole part of the mouth piece of a pipe in your mouth then passing it to a friend Friend:"dude you nigger lipped it"

by zach schmidt May 20, 2006

fur lapper

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.

The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.

by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005

lamped him

To hit or punch someone is to lamp him or be lamped by him

He was minding his own business when the guy just walked up and lamped him!

by lamped May 14, 2016