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Langley

Internal slang for CIA headquarters. Which are located at Langley Virginia.
D'oh! Bad intel again, get me Langley will you Monica.
by Puppylover79 December 18, 2008
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Langley

Langley is an awesome girl she’s the prettiest she is usually always cold but you just need to warm her up. She is very shy and she doesn’t like being called certain stuff but once you know her that’s the only voice you hear. If you ever date a Langley you are the luckiest person is the world she’ll love you til the end of eternity. But a She is also very emotional.
Woah dude that Langley girl is so nice

Other dude: yeah I know everyone wants to be her friend
by Hdjdjsjsndndnd September 21, 2018
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langley high school

a high school in virginia that the oc was based off of. a school filled with rich, good looking people. probably one of the least diverse schools...because everyone's white.
you go to langley high school? that's where all of those rich kids go, right?
by Lalalaloo August 16, 2006
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langry

in a violent sexual way that can be harmful to ones body
im going to langry you right in the keyche!
by pepper pueblo January 30, 2008
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longly

Characterized by a disagreeable sense of solitude, combined with persistent longing for a specific object of intense affection.
"I have felt dreadfully longly since she went away, doctor."
by Tiahlm September 27, 2007
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Langle

A Unit of measurement for penis size,"your LANGLE".

Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.

If said penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".

If said penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".

If said penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"

If said penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
All examples are said in a deep voiced southern accent, kinda like Mr.T meets Dirty Harry.

" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or Two on ya."

or

" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"

or

"Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."
by MR.Thickinpants March 11, 2010
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Langley Secondary School

The most neglected school in Langley, British Columbia, Canada. Known for its great arts program and crappy student atmosphere, this school is for the brave and brave only. It has no money to spend and is what the other poorhouse school up the hill, Brookswood Secondary, calls "ghetto". No cliques, just gangs and a whole lot of smokers, druggies and gangs. It seems fine on the surface but really that place should have been closed down half a century ago. No homework, poor maintenance and no funding it what sums up a day at LSS.
Friend: Hey, man, where d'ya go to school?
LSS Student: Langley Secondary School.
Friend: Aw, man, you're not serious. That place is so ghetto.
by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010
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