landstrider 

A semi mytholigical creature

Legend has it that she roams the Peak District on misty days in her pyjamas.

A creature that is not afraid of the mountains and bogs and eats only houmous.

There have been recent 21st century sightings of her at Burbage edge and Kinder Scout but no substantial evidence has been gathered.

It is said that Landstrider is a tame and placid creature with a shrill voice.

"I thought i saw Landstrider yestersay walking at some pace but i couldn't be sure!"

"Mummy, will we see the Landstider on St. Swithens day?"

landstrider by briskris March 2, 2021

BP sandstrom

To oil up with your partner, normally at night, and have intercourse in a sandy place. Likely to be a beach.

Tod: "Barb and I had a BP sandstrom last night."

Josh: "Nice but Barb and I did that in college."

Joey: "I just did it 3 minutes ago to Barb. What a Score!"

BP sandstrom by BENITO MANIC June 12, 2011

Annika Lindstrom 

Blonde chick who typically likes ugly kids with annoying voices. Has great friends though, especially the one who wrote this. I hear she is great.

Dude: Hey, you know annika lindstrom?
Guy: Yeah, but who cares about her. She has that really great friend.
Dude: Oh yeah, I'd tap that.
Guy: I DID tap that.

Annika Lindstrom by thatonereallyhotchick September 16, 2010

sandstrom 

People who make millions and have sex with hot blondes

sandstrom by Tyler June 30, 2003

Lindstrom 

A Fag who has no life and thinks he is great at volleyball. he has no friends or no job. the onlt hting he is good at is being a douche. get a life.

Dude don;t act like a Lindstrom.

Lindstrom by mcizgr9 May 4, 2009

Lindstrom 

One who gets over charge on internet porn web sites.

Man that company really pulled a Lindstrom on me.

Lindstrom by Jack Earl January 22, 2008

landtrout 

to go to the alaskan shores, catch a trout, bring it back to your fly L.A. beach house, and before engaging in sexual intercourse with anyone/thing smack the vaginal area viciously until internal bleeding

dude i gave your mom a landshark last nite !

oh really well your girlfriend enjoyed the landtrout i gave her half an hour ago, betch. ragellfragelllllllfuickyourself.

landtrout by fatal landtrout May 28, 2011