landon

the perfect little to an even more perfect big. you are the luckiest jew out there!!

i was i had a landon for a little

by landons biggie October 16, 2018

landon

A slang word for saying, "see you soon", "see you shortly".

Joe: Ah nice seeing you today!
Mike: Yeah it was!
Joe: Landon man!

Mike: Landon.

by Yesboy123 October 4, 2011

landon

the inability to make up your mind or know what you want.

He was being all 'landon' about it.

by yourworstnightmareinadarkalley August 26, 2011

landon

landon is an ass and a dick he is funny but and exboyfrend of mine were still close freind and if you hit him he will go off he is a rude mother fucker but i like him the way he his anad still have a crush on him but nothing is ever wrong with him if there is he sucks it up and be strong

landon is lovly and so nice he is a somewhat a good person

by kk13angelina October 1, 2018

landon

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

landon

A midget that usually rages to much and jumps around a lot, but could sometimes be a good friend.

landon is defined as a midget

by tggegh September 18, 2021

Landonize

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.

The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.

by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009