lollocaust

The lollocaust happened after the whales motor boated the dolphins back in the 1380's. The dolphins wanted revenge for the motor boating so they came along and were know as the Hah-zis. They were hot laughers who blinded whales with their looks, and made them deaf with their laughs, so when they went to kill them, they got the arrouslement of the screams the whales made that sounded like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity. Though many believe the lollocaust never happened, it did. Just ask Joan Rivers, she's been alive long enough to tell the story.

Did you hear about the lollocaust?
It was so brutal, I may just scream like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity too.

by Anonymous times 4 January 7, 2010

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Lawlcaust

a cross between lawl and holocaust
A word that refers to the holocaust and how funny it was. For the Jews it wasnt funny. So if you know a Jew, ask them about the lawlcaust and have a good laugh at him or her.

"What happens to a Jew when he runs into a wall with an erection?"
"What"
"he breakes his nose."
"Lawlcaust."

by albino ruffles March 8, 2007

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lollacaust

Humorous term devised by Kelly whilst musing over the different ways to incorporate the popular term "lol" (meaning laugh out loud) into new cutting edge terms. The term then became popular with many other people and can now be commonly heard in many of London's student circles. Recent reports suggest the term is also breaking into mainstream use.

Jon: "Yes you can use my microphone. . . "

Adam: (Into microphone) HELP!!!! I'm trapped in here with my friend!"

Kelly: "LOLACAUST!!!!"

or;

Simone: "What other words are there as well as LOL???"

Andrew: "LOLLACAUST, ROFL, ROFLMAO. . . "

by Adam Donlan March 25, 2008

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