lagtard 

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.

Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.

lagtard by tator January 7, 2004

laghardattack 

Noun (Pathology) lag-hard-attack: A severe condition directly imposed on a subject through a laggy situation (most typically in online games) whereby the lag is considered by said subject to be incredibly brutal; comparable to a heart attack but in the context of lag.

LD: Hey, minwu. Knock it out, you're giving me a laghardattack!
minwu: lag attacks harder... >=)

laghardattack by TheFoxMain December 7, 2015

Lazuardi 

Very decisive, clear, and has a pure heart. Say whatever they want, silent but also loud. Care about their loved ones but less to themselves. Unbeatable, unbreakable, weak inside but strong outside. Such a best lover. Loyal.

Finally found myself a Lazuardi in my life

Lazuardi by eggandcheese November 22, 2021

Lazuardi 

A cute and sweet guy. He is a bit aloof but very easy to get along with. He's good at everything, you can depend on him. Lazuardi is passionate about his interests, and his beautiful kind eyes light up when he talks about them. He is shy and keeps to himself most of the time, but he wears his heart on his sleeve and will you feel loved and secure. Everyone needs a Lazuardi.

I finally found my Lazuardi

Lazuardi by seaplant May 21, 2022

Lagfard

Fat, enormous even. Retarded and a laggard

Did Ethan hear about that new juice album

No he’s a lagfard, he doesn’t know a thing that’s happening in the world

Lagfard by Odious curmudgeon November 12, 2025