Layless bitch

A dude that has no swag and overall has no game with the ladies, which in turn he is sexless and cant get laid to save his life... He is a layless bitch

My buddy is in a drought because he is oh so swagless and talks to women as if he is one of their children, poor guy is a layless bitch.

by DGK SK8 NIKE SB July 31, 2011

lagessie

pronounced la-gas-a. Derived from the French term "legess", meaning "to break wind". A lagessie is a very gasesous individual with a chronic flatulation disorder. They are proud of their affliction and tend to share it with anyone possible. Upon a close contact, some are lead to believe the person has gingivitis. This is a misconception, clouded only by the foul order emulating from the lagessie. A lagessie is a very intolerable person.

"Don't listen to him, he is spouting more of his lagessie"

by spuzedfukmenon November 22, 2007

Kieran Lawless Disorder

A unique mix of multiple mental illnesses and disorders. While this is traditionally depression, adhd, and social anxiety it can be caused by various other things. The main symptom is acting in a way that many would liken to Asperger’s syndrome.

Dude you actually have fucking Asperger’s. You’re fucking autistic. No for the last time it’s Kieran Lawless Disorder

by Ilikebuttz June 14, 2020

legless iguana

The male penis. To be used in like context as one eyed snake

Rene is so down for the legless iguana.

Or

Dude that girl is a fiend for the legless iguana

by Broni April 22, 2008

Legless

Abso Fuckin steaming

A was pure legless last Saturday man a drank too much

by Marcos your local dealer May 9, 2018

Seph Lawless

A pathetic person who will do anything to be famous despite failing over and over again.

Dude, you’re being a Seph Lawless again. No one believes you worked with the Walking Dead TV show.

by Joe Melendez February 24, 2022

Legless

A English slang term for being highly intoxicated.

Dude! Shawn was legless at the pub last night!

by Flowercrownsandrippedjeans🌸🌸 January 29, 2017