(noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.
I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.
by Kyle's Grandpa September 17, 2008
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by robinishot1232 June 22, 2010
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It is a definitive FACT that. The individual such as kyle in comparison to the love of his partner Katie Or Yekaterina has an infinite amount of love for her. Thus trumping the love she has for him. This is FACT.
Kyle’s love for katie is so large it is hard for him to even imagine. But he does so he knows its more than hers
by Pause then play May 17, 2019
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A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.
"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
by KermieWormie March 20, 2024
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Ahhh look Eddie. That girl is wearing her jammies whilst buying groceries.
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!
by Timmers9743 July 10, 2025
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