kwook

noise produced when lizards ejaculate

two lizards, one named LIZARD and the other BALLI
LIZARD: Dude, that chick is hot
BALLI: <kwook> <kwook>

by nbsp December 26, 2009

kwota

The way bostonians say the word quarter...Quite funny and amusing

Child => "Hey how much does that sugar daddy cost"
Store keeper => "That would be one kwota"

by baconsizzle December 24, 2008

Kwol

(kwōl) v. The touching of someone's hair, (generally) in an unwelcome sense.

The waitress kwolled Ryan.

Nina was kwolling Ethan when he woke up.

Alexis will kwol Aidan later today.

Cameron has been kwolled by Brian in the past.

by pdarty June 6, 2018

Lisa Kwon

One who is smart and charming when docile but prone to irrationality when irritated angered.

You had a great point until you Lisa Kwon'd out.

by Diablo2003 November 6, 2010

Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted. Or to be beyond bamboozled.

*Expects to cry during a Disney movie*
Merk: i ... i ... i ... I'm kwomphotated. I didn't shed one single tear at all.

by pigoon January 18, 2020

Tae Kwon Doerobics

Dance aerobics that are inspired by the martial arts. It includes movements such as front kicks, roundhouse kicks, side kicks, punches, hand chops, and spear hands. This workout is generally accompanied by "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.

Usually taught in low level Tae Kwon Do or Karate schools. It caters to people who want to brag that they study martial arts but without ever having to take a kick or a punch or otherwise risk getting hurt during practice. These schools also rely on their Tae Kwon Doerobic prowess during demonstrations that entice families to sign up for this non-violent, yet seemingly impressive form of training.

Belt ranks (and eventually a Black Belt) can be earned in Tae Kwon Doerobics by attending class regularly for a period of time.

Jerry has a black belt in Tae Kwon Doerobics. That means he can out-dance his opponent AND look menacing at the same time. We just pray this either scares or amuses his attacker so Jerry doesn't get really hurt.

by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

Darryl Kwon

Darryl Kwon. A definition of a person that is a sore loser and will do what ever it takes to win a game.

Player A : Wait ah! I think first.
Passer-by : Aiyah! Just stride can win already.
Player B : Judge! He receiving assistance from others!
Player A : Wah lao. Don't darryl kwon me lei?

Can also be used like this.

"Wah, sibei sui. That guy tioDarryl Kwon-ed"

by Musicia October 30, 2016