Mario Kart Depression

When you get extremely depressed and turn emo because of something small or stupid

Did you see Rhys? I heard he has Mario Kart Depression, what a LOSER!

by SausageManM8 January 11, 2020

Garfield Kart

A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."

Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?

God: Of course, son.

Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*

Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.

by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018

Mario kart

a game that will leave you with one friend less

Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred

by SuperM789 January 1, 2019

Mario Kart Wii

Funky Bike Wii

Me: Hey dude, you wanna play Mario Kart Wii?
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah

by CoolStarDood January 26, 2020

Kartikey

An attractive guy, who underestimates himself in social standings but in reality appears to be very outgoing and likable. Thinks no girl would like him but secretly has many girls that crush on him.

Tries to workout once in a while and has a nice body but is also a very big nerd.

Overall Kartikey is one of the best human beings alive, and anyone would be lucky to have them in there lives.

Bro1: Yo is that Kartikey over there

Bro2: Yeah

Bro1: Yoo that my boi

by whiip April 6, 2019

Karthikeyan

Karthikeyan is the best god - much better than Ganesh. He does not need the fruit because he is the fruit himself. Once you have obtained him, the world will become dim, and wisdom will enter your soul. But beware, he will give you many trials before you can be accepted.

Have you acquired of Karthikeyan?

by Feliciape June 3, 2021

Sai Karthik

An underrated Indian, usually above-average intelligence, a weeb, and loves being nice to those around him. He loves joking around and borderline bullying his friends.

Person 1: Woah that guy is pretty complex, i can't put him in a specific group.
Person 2: He's obviously a Sai Karthik

by antimemer February 19, 2020