Uh oh, Kurtis is reaching into his bag again.
by Cakkkke April 10, 2020
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Not a nigger....usually a white boy trying to be black.
Kurtis Rome
by lwjkel;rjae;lfd January 30, 2012
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A guy who has no friends, a small dick, erectile dysfunction, cannot finish after an hour BJ, usually works out four times a week on his one rep max, has very small arms and shows off his beer belly which he thinks is a six pack, also he enjoys hitting on peoples girlfriends and thinks everytime a girl looks at him they want his dick.... but really they vomit in there mouth!
I totally pulled a kurtis yesterday after an hour.
by Dinkleberrypicker November 6, 2011
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Kurtis is a druggy that hates his family and will compulsively lie to get his next fix. He's a joke to everyone he knows, hes a loser, and God wants to smite him in his socks. He cant build a paper plane but he will fly off to La-La land just to make a buck.
Everyone hates Kurtis.
by Insty May 24, 2019
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A joke; quite possibly the biggest joke imaginable.

Something not to be taken seriously.
"Man, did you see that new policy administration put in place, what a kurtis. No one is gonna gonna follow that."
by FatMark December 30, 2020
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A lovely town ran by the mayor, Kurtis Conner. A generous man who gives his citizens an extra greeting after they subscribe.
"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
high fives mid-air
by papaslittlesnowflake June 14, 2019
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