kristopher

an amazing meat beater

kristopher in the corner beating my meat

by beat the amazing fucking meat June 8, 2018

kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.

space dot com slash kandrewsmusic

kristopher andrews aka bambi.

by mb dope January 3, 2008

Kristopher

Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.

Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-

by Scremmurre August 17, 2021

Dirty Kristopher

A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.

"Man I didn't even hit cuz was tripping too hard and pulled a dirty kristopher."

by Buttermilk Dopeness April 7, 2020

kristopher

kristopher is a very tough guy and he gets and the grass in the world but he is very funny and he should be a stand up comedien and he has a very normal amount of friends. he plays alot of video game and he is very good at the video games. also he is so hot, but dont tell anyone i said that. ;)

kristopher is so hot and good looking.

by krisdaguy October 15, 2020

Kristopher London

A tall basketball youtuber, who is kind of fake tbh.

Kristopher london a capper.

by Mowaffles September 5, 2021

Kristopher

Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.

"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."

"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."

by sub-sonic December 17, 2011