Kreidering

Kreidering is the act of "accidently" slipping ones penis into another's asshole when vaginal intercourse is expected.

I kriedered that bitch so hard last night my dad had to buy her a piano to keep her quiet. Man Kreidering is expensive.

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Keiser

When playing any Call of Duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.

Yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin COD 6!

by Qaurter licker March 14, 2010

kreidermacher

of german decent: meaning "chalk maker". the kreidermacher's create some of the most amazingly attractive and glorious people in the world.

dude i totally wanna hook up with a kreidermacher

by MegKreidyy June 17, 2008

chris kreider

offsides

Chris Kreider is offsides.

by 20kreider August 10, 2021

keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.

i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.

by MLui April 12, 2008

Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.

"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"

by Zyte January 15, 2009

kreimer

to be hammered to the point of uncoheirence. to be so drunk you can not remember anything. Many times, you have several one night stands because of being kreimered

the nun got so kreimered at the party that she was in a threesome!

by jessjess16 March 16, 2007