krause

a story that is complete bullshit and made up, or just has a lot of nonsense added to it

"i went to mcD's and i shit in the sink!" "i think you're krauseing bro" then everyone starts chanting "krause krause krause krause"

by pube salad February 29, 2012

Chris Krause

To be world famous DJCK

I've been told that to Chris Krause is when one smashes many a blue-salted Margarita in the corner.

by The Cambridge Companions February 01, 2013

Peter Krause

A beautiful actor who is extremely talented and gifted. He portrayed the role of Nate Fisher on the best television show ever, Six Feet Under.It is not uncommon to see him on tv and then develop an extreme desire to mother his children. Peter Krause is a beautiful human and an amazing actor.

Have you ever seen Peter Krause in Six Feet Under

by funnyyface April 22, 2009

Get Kraused

(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.

2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.

1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!

2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.

by TheDisgruntledCaptain May 05, 2014

jacob krause

Penis is huge

Omg look at that Jacob krause dick

by Not Jacob krause February 03, 2018

Dustin Krause

Noun or verb

A person who think he can fix anything with gum, toothpick,and back hair. And look beautiful and sexy doing it

Wow look at that sexy beautiful beast fix everything he touches he is being a Dustin Krause

by DKrauseRSG August 13, 2020

chris krause

A cool ass dude that grew up in Roseville, Mi. but now resides in Burton-ville. Also good for most situations, such as; when your about to be attacked by your brother-in-law or your gonna smoke a fattie...

(dont make me open a can of chris krause on your ass!)

by fil anselmo January 02, 2008