A popularized meme-worthy German word that is used to define an ambulance.
The word "Krank" means sick and the word "Wagen' would refer to a car or something that is automated.
So it would literally translate to "a sick car"
The word "Krank" means sick and the word "Wagen' would refer to a car or something that is automated.
So it would literally translate to "a sick car"
Josh: Yo dudes, look at my 360 flip!
Eva: Don't do it, Josh, That's Dangerous!
Josh (: Breaks his leg in 4 places)
EVA: SOMEBODY GET A KRANKENWAGEN !!!
Eva: Don't do it, Josh, That's Dangerous!
Josh (: Breaks his leg in 4 places)
EVA: SOMEBODY GET A KRANKENWAGEN !!!
by Der_ DeutscheProfessor May 9, 2022
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An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled
"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."
by FAC Spitfire97 October 16, 2008
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by ndavid813 July 23, 2020
Get the Butt Kraken mug.The Kraken is, specifically speaking, supposed to be a sea monster with no distinctive traits. However, it has become fixed with the image of a big, bad-ass squid that fucks up everything whenever it appears.
You may recognize the Kraken from such things as:
1) Video games - Final Fantasy, Golden Sun, etc.
2) Literature - 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, The Kraken, etc.
3) Movies - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Clash of the Titans, etc.
And much more. All you need to know is that the Kraken is badass and it will own asses whenever it appears.
You may recognize the Kraken from such things as:
1) Video games - Final Fantasy, Golden Sun, etc.
2) Literature - 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, The Kraken, etc.
3) Movies - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Clash of the Titans, etc.
And much more. All you need to know is that the Kraken is badass and it will own asses whenever it appears.
1) I was playing Golden Sun on my GameBoy Advance and I was making good progress when the Kraken appeared and repeatedly kicked my ass.
2) I read Michael Crichton's Sphere, which features the Kraken. Needless to say, the Kraken opened a huge can of whoop ass on the characters.
2) I read Michael Crichton's Sphere, which features the Kraken. Needless to say, the Kraken opened a huge can of whoop ass on the characters.
by BusinessMan September 9, 2008
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Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?
Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken
Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken
Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
by Shins. March 2, 2011
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Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
by Intelligence001 March 22, 2017
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