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Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.
by The Goochness November 29, 2010
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Releasing the Kraken

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
by SafeHouse March 31, 2010
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Related Words
kraak Kraak & Smaak kraken Krakatoa krak Kracken Kracker krack kraka Karak

KRAAAG!!!

A creature of such intense power, it can crush spacetime with it's six mighty eyelids.

The correct spelling of KRAAAG!!! is always CAPITALISED and always has three exclaimation marks. If this is not so, KRAAAG!!! is spelled incorrectly.

KRAAAG!!! regularly eats people, but only outside the frame and only when it will cause lulz.

KRAAAG!!! is the only creature that calls it's own name, apart from zebras.
Postman: Good morning! I'm here with some letters for you.

KRAAAG!!!: ..............

Postman: It's a lovely day isn't it?

KRAAAG!!!: ..........

Postman: The birds are singing, the trees are swaying. Yes, it's going to be a lovely...

KRAAAG!!!: KRAAAG!!!

Postman: Oh, god!
by Bov March 17, 2008
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Ashley Krakauer

He is just the nicest kid i know he is fucken modest about everything he does, his abillty to include everyone in everything he does is amazing, he dosent really rake poon but he loves to think he does, he always says to the boys that he got in but really he only got fresh hooks once in his life.
Overall he is a nice kid and he will play AFL (if he grows!!)
"Fuck that kid is hopeless"
"Yeah hes a bit of an Ashley Krakauer"
by P.S:POONSLAYER68+1 September 29, 2011
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krakow

The most beautiful city in Poland. Also, the former capitol of Poland. It was the year's 2000 - Millennium Town of Culture and it has great restaurants, castles, bars, pubs, clubs, sights, etc... Big plus is that this city is located in Poland, what provides tourists with Polish girls - yes, they are that Hot!
- Where are we going for spring break this year? Cancun?
- Man, forget about that! Lets go to Krakow! They have the best parties there, plus we can meet all the Hot Polish Chicks!
- Im in!
by nyna191 November 13, 2007
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Josephi Krakowski

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape
by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018
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Krazy Kracker Klub

Slang for the Ku Klux Klan. The use of K rather than C is to keep the acronym at KKK.
"Man, I saw this dude from the Krazy Kracker Klub trying to burn a cross, but it caught him on fire too."
by Ian Charles February 1, 2005
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