Kowaltchuked

To steal, borrow without ever returning or scury away with someone's lighter. Can be intentional, unintentional or second nature.

Person 1 "Can I borrow a lighter?"
Person 2 "Sure."

Person 2 never got their lighter back. It was Kowaltchuked.

"Hey, you Kowaltchuked my lighter" is the appropriate response.

by Nigel Doucette April 24, 2008

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by what am i supposed to write June 20, 2021

ami kowal

a penis that is very large and encharge.

mmmm, i like ami kowals in my mouth.

by jhdjuiptru8yjiof June 28, 2008

Ben Kowalewicz

A very unique vocalist and an AMAZING lyricist as well as the front man for Canadian band Billy Talent. True fans can obviously spell his name...the person who wrote the other Ben Kowalewicz entry is probaply some dumb ass prep kid who spent a whole week trying to learn his name 'cause he is "SOOO HAWT LYKE OMG!!1!!!1!!!11!1" he's 31 girls, he's not interested. Ben is an awesome person, who fights for animal rights and is just a nice person in general who couldn't care less about what you think of him (if it's negative). Ever since Billy Talent really broke through with MTV they've doubled their fan base, which they deserve, but unfortunately now they've taken a turn towards the dark side.

All these preppy girls will undoubtedly ruin Billy Talent.

But Ben is awesome. One of a kind.

My friend: Look there's Ben!

Me: Sweet but who are all those people around him?

My friend: A bunch of preppy girls (who all look the same by the way) oggling him, I bet they don't even know the titles of the songs Billy Talent just played

Me: Dammit, Billy Talent's image is being tarnished, Ben Kowalewicz, Ian, Jon and Aaron deserve better than that...oh well off to go listen to Stutterfly

by Retaliation-Vocals November 4, 2006

Kowalled

To trick some one.

"tricked"

To Trick
To Kowall

I kowalled this girl to fuck me.

I skipped the whole day of school and the next day I kowalled all my teachers and im not in shit no more.

by Whybena January 18, 2009

kowaled

To get screwed over.

-I payed a guy $5000 for Rolex and he gave me a Ro-mex!!
-Oh, you got kowaled.

by Chaneyney August 18, 2006

Kowalski analysis

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.

Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.

by Invalnorious November 9, 2018