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kobesexual 

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant
These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.
kobesexual by Jude August 13, 2004

Kobosexual 

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobosexual by Laker-hater December 30, 2007
Only being in love with a fictional original vampire named kol from tvd and originals
Klaus: are you in love with my brother
Kol: yes guess shes kolsexual

kpopsexual 

When you only like people from KPOP groups or individuals.
Guy: Hey, your cute wanna hang out sometime?
Girl: Sorry, I'm KPOPsexual and currently dating (enter KPOP person name here)

or

Girl: Hey, want my number?
Guy: Sorry, I'm KPOPsexual and currently dating (enter Kpop person name here)
kpopsexual by Superlamp April 19, 2017

booksexual

a gender where you can specify as whatever you want. literally anything you want. you can specify as a book,chair,shirt,can,floor. anything.
what gender are you?

i'm a fucking chair or booksexual
booksexual by Booksexual February 8, 2017
you feel sexual atraction to Kol Mikaelson from the vampire diaries
she's always talking about Kol .She is kolsexual
kolsexual by mrs.small December 30, 2020