koning syndrome

To seek out any and all females in a given location, vicinity or other geographically recognized region with the intention of consumating the relationship as quickly as possible with no regard for medical or financial consequences aka children and or STD's.

That girl in Burn totally went for Jon's Koning syndrome.

by Copa Cop June 25, 2010

Kone

The opposite of a boner, when your so disgusted that your own god dick goes inside you

“damn she’s hot”
“She’s 14”
“I’m koned”

by XanPanda March 4, 2019

Kone

when your so disgusted that your own dick retracts inside you

“Damn she’s hot”
“She’s 14 and my sister”
“I’m koned”

by XanPanda March 4, 2019