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Kolbeschlag 

A Kolbeschlag: When one is whacked in the back of the head by the butt of an enemy gun. The enemy will then scream "KOLBESCHLAG" and may urinate on the fallen body of the reciver of the kolbeschlag
Tim sat huddeled by a tree in the dead of winter, clutching his rilfe. He looked around suspiciously, saw nothing, and went back to somking his ciggy. A stick cracked behind him, but he ignored it. Then, WHAM, he felt his neck snap, and everything went black. The foamy-mouthed SS officer behind him thrust his Kar98k into the air and shouted triumphantly: "KOLBESCHLAG!!!!!!"
Kolbeschlag by Lieb May 8, 2004
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Kolbe is a name of a person. It is also colby spelled wrong.
Kolbe is kind of a stupid name.
Kolbe by bagle_interweb January 22, 2020
A youngin' who constantly interrupts conversation by saying your name over and over until you answer, and then proceeds to say 'um' multiple times, like they forgot what they were going to say to you.
" I was talking to my mom but that boy kept being a kobet"
Kobet by freakerjinq May 7, 2009

Kobetose 

Becoming paralytic under the influence of Marijuana. The subject does not make a single move or attempt to acknowledge outside influences. Time may also slow down completely making seconds feel like hours whilst trying to perform a simple task such as finding a DVD.
Holy shit that guys gone Kobetose!
Kobetose by Matt-chan May 30, 2011
A haute girl, who everyone loves and looks like a supermodel. She is sweet and caring but also super fashionable.
1. I love Kolbe!!
2.Kolbe is stunning!!
3.Everybody wants a valentine from Kolbe.
Kolbe by kolbe_lover February 27, 2005
A very very attractive lil boi that could care less about you he don’t mess with hoes and people are envy of him
Kolben won’t talk to me wait does that mean I’m a hoe
kolben by Turtles are lit May 30, 2018