The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.
What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.
by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019
Get the philip kotler presidential award mug.by The define King December 27, 2015
Get the aaron koehler mug.Related Words
A Man-Slag known by half of Essex... Not for good reason. Sends almost more nudes to girls than boys. (It's close) (Never been leaked... yet) Starts fights with all the boys of his snap but never backs it up. Toxic.
A: Yo I'm talking to this really cool dude.
L: Oh let's see.
A: His name is Willy Kahler
L: Oh I got with him
E: Oh shit same
A: Ew what a whore.
L: Oh let's see.
A: His name is Willy Kahler
L: Oh I got with him
E: Oh shit same
A: Ew what a whore.
by anonymous376740 September 5, 2022
Get the Willy Kahler mug.A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.
Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009
Get the The Koehler Bear mug.Sexy beast, plain and simple. Kahler can also be loving, beautiful, smart, cute, caring, adventuresome, and any other adjectives of your dream, angel like girl!
Tyler: "Did you see that Kahler girl?"
Mike: "Oh ya, what a sexy beast!"
Tyler: "God, thank you for sending me this angel"
Mike: "Oh ya, what a sexy beast!"
Tyler: "God, thank you for sending me this angel"
by eggmasher002 August 18, 2011
Get the Kahler mug.Mathias Kholer is he name of an anime character from the anime Hetalia where countries are people. Mathias Kholer is the human personification of the country of Denmark that is located north of Germany.
omg Mathias Kholer is so fuckin' sexy even though his english voice actor for season 5 sounds like a 12 year old.
by BowtiedUp123 January 26, 2016
Get the Mathias Kholer mug.To spend the time and money to travel out of state to watch your undefeated football team play. After all the time and expense, you watch your team lose miserably.
John: "Did you hear about Greg?"
Mark: "No, what's up?"
John: "He burned his vacation time to fly to California to watch the Ducks play."
Mark: "He went there to watch the game? That's cool!"
John: "Yeah, but they were DESTROYED!"
Mark: "OUCH! Sounds like Greg Pulled a Koller"
Mark: "No, what's up?"
John: "He burned his vacation time to fly to California to watch the Ducks play."
Mark: "He went there to watch the game? That's cool!"
John: "Yeah, but they were DESTROYED!"
Mark: "OUCH! Sounds like Greg Pulled a Koller"
by Jatsoon December 20, 2013
Get the Pulled a Koller mug.