v.)
1) To eat massive amounts of wieners or attempt to accomplish some daunting task very quickly. Too big a task can result in a Kobayashi Reversal.
2) To be a sore loser when you couldn't participate in something and proceed to throw a fit by protesting in a un-sportsmanlike manner. Usually results in getting arrested.
1) To eat massive amounts of wieners or attempt to accomplish some daunting task very quickly. Too big a task can result in a Kobayashi Reversal.
2) To be a sore loser when you couldn't participate in something and proceed to throw a fit by protesting in a un-sportsmanlike manner. Usually results in getting arrested.
Frank: You see Jack take on that pile of hot dogs at the barbeque on Friday?
Tony: Yeah! He was like Kobayashi! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!
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Peter: I guess some kids are pissed about getting cut from the baseball team because they couldn't meet Coach's expectations.
Andy: They staged a protest in front of the school and got pinched for disturbing the peace. Like Kobayashi!
Tony: Yeah! He was like Kobayashi! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!
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Peter: I guess some kids are pissed about getting cut from the baseball team because they couldn't meet Coach's expectations.
Andy: They staged a protest in front of the school and got pinched for disturbing the peace. Like Kobayashi!
by Clickclack43 July 8, 2010
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2) To eat a grotesque amount
ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest
3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.
See also Kobayashi
2) To eat a grotesque amount
ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest
3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.
See also Kobayashi
by Mr. Antosh March 8, 2005
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The USS Kobayashi Maru was a Class 3 neutronic fuel carrier. It is a fictional starship in the fictional Star Trek franchise.
"This is the Kobayashi Maru, nineteen periods out of Altair VI. We have struck a gravitic mine and have lost all power..."
by Jktine May 16, 2009
Get the Kobayashi Maru mug.(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and, subsequently, down one's throat; an oral gangbang.
"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."
"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
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by BB258 December 9, 2007
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A handy dandy short-cut.
A handy dandy short-cut.
Driver #1: So take I-45?
Driver #2: No dumbfuck- take Kobayashi and avoid the hellacious parking lot that is I-45.
Driver #2: No dumbfuck- take Kobayashi and avoid the hellacious parking lot that is I-45.
by bamchicabambam11 September 8, 2007
Get the Kobayashi mug.The art of putting into ones mouth, usually at speed and with excited furor, items which are shaped like or resemble a penis - such as Hot Dog, Banana or actual cock.
"My ex-boyfriend Tony loved to give me oral. He'd put my cock in his mouth like Kobayashi!"
"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"
"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"
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