living the knoxville dream

being paid for being a total jackass

some dude: hey did u here about craig's new job
other dude: oh yeah didnt he get paid for pissing in that guy's cup
some dude: yeah man, he's sure is living the knoxville dream

by njman August 11, 2009

johnny al-knoxville

Idiot ISIS terrorist who pissed off a Russian jet, Thought it was falling apart but was dropping bombs, and he ran away like a pussy. He drives a black Toyota pick-up truck with his grandpa's heirloom gun in the back. Currently M.I.A./ K.I.A.

"Johnny Al-Knoxville, if we survive I am shoving that gun up your ass"

by Awesomedrperky December 26, 2016

Webb school of Knoxville

the kids here are rich and white kids some may be black but they are here for football and we all know it. our parents pay a large amount of money for us to fuck around and slap the boy's asses. They all love Trump and walk down the halls say "Let go Brandon" you can't go to a Webb game and not hear the special intro.

"oh look those kids are from Webb School of Knoxville"

"oh yea there over there singing country roads"

by Webb student body November 3, 2021

Johnny fucking knoxville

1 A jackass star that does painful and stupid things in an amazingly humorous way to make millions, he works with such legends as Chris Pontius, SteveO, and Ryan Dunn(rest in peace)
2 A marketing genius

guy "i just watched Jackass"
guy 2 "yeah Johnny Fucking Knoxville is great"

by JACKASS4EVER July 20, 2011

Johnny Knoxville

A stunt that was really stupid
OR a person who is costantly acting stupid
OR the host of Jackass

1.*guy skateboards off the top of his 2 story house and lands on a trampoline only for the skateboard to hit him in the nuts* "DUDE, THAT WAS SOOOO JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!"
2."Greg is such a Johnny Knoxville."
3."Did You see what Johnny Knoxville did on Jackass?"

by bitchandburn September 9, 2007

east side knoxville

the real and fuck whoeva sya the south aint poppin

t.n gone stay strong from memphis to k-town

by uh oh rep 865,706,&423 4 life July 8, 2004

Elizabeth from Knoxville

A female so utterly convinced of the correctness of her position, even when that position includes violating federal law, that she is completely dumbfounded when she encounters resistance to her conduct.

Elizabeth: "I got maced! I got like a foot inside and they PUSHED ME OUT and THEY MACED ME!"

Reporter: "What's your name, where are you from?"
Elizabeth: "I'm Elizabeth from Knoxville, Tennessee."
Reporter: "Why did you want to go in?"
Elizabeth: "We're stormin' the Capitol! It's a revolution, and they MACED me!"

Store Attendant: "Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to put on a face mask to come into the store."
Elizabeth: "HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO NOT WEAR A MASK!"
Store Attendant: "You wouldn't happen to be Elizabeth from Knoxville, would you?"

by jbhorn January 10, 2021