by Monkeh November 8, 2005
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Amanda: Ja, selvfølgelig nu når du spørger så pænt.
Michael: Hey Amanda do you want to have sex?
Amanda: Yes, of course when you ask so politely.
Amanda: Ja, selvfølgelig nu når du spørger så pænt.
Michael: Hey Amanda do you want to have sex?
Amanda: Yes, of course when you ask so politely.
by DanishWhore May 13, 2019
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A Cry baby, a "sharer", a landmark forum going explorer, a vulnerable open wound, love sick puppy, who falls in love rarely, but when he does, it wrecks him deeply, but who is at the same time a nymphomaniac playboy who searches for strange Vagina with the gusto of a power eater in a hotdog eating contest. A talented writer with a silver tongue who will charm the pants off any girl and create laughter for all his peers, yet so passively aggressively acute that he inspires vitriol of the highest level. A gentle soul with the boiling anger of a 1000 suns.
I started dating this hot guy named Dan, who was charming, great in bed and hilarious. Everything was going so well, but he pulled away out of nowhere and broke up with me. I felt really rejected and after a few months of waiting for him to come around, I decided to move on. Then seemingly out of nowhere he pulls a Kueppers and through a river of tears, he tells me he loves me. I was so confused, that while I was totally flattered, I didn't know what to do. So I backed off and he did as well. I am truly baffled as what happened. I still get texts from time to time. They range from jokes to heartbreaking professions.
by Meechymeech December 5, 2012
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by Jade Ireland May 27, 2006
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1. A person or thing who is a complete idiot that is being annoying in any possible way
2. A person who steals crap and has intercourse with it.
2. A person who steals crap and has intercourse with it.
1. -"Stop pinching your nipples in front of me you Terd Knapper, for G*d sake your a guy!
2. -"Yo Momma's a Terd Knapper!"
2. -"Yo Momma's a Terd Knapper!"
by Peanut Butter Eater June 12, 2008
Get the Terd Knapper mug.The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.
Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?
Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.
Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.
by Usermyname May 31, 2018
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