Kimmie Clark

someone who does ridiculously retarded things and laughs till she pees herself

o thats so funny i peed a little!" "god ur being such a kimmie clark

by mrfarf November 25, 2010

kimmie

(1)A cancerous fart with a brown noise. (2)A malignant tumor. (3)A going away party given after an employee departs and the departing employee is not invited.

A Kimmie will stab anyone in the back to keep the lime light off her. Will lie in front of you and expect you to confirm the lie. Talks like porky the pig to confuse anyone who asks her a question. Does not understand she is not the center of the world, there is nothing bigger out there then her, morally deficient with the character of a drug dealer.

by RangerT November 7, 2008

Kimmie Morrell

Synonymous with an old, old leather boot from the confederation era

This old boot I just dug out of the ground looks like Kimmie Morrell

by JorgeRules June 30, 2017

Kimmie Syndrome

When one goes into a vegetative state by choice.

I dropped my queso and soon after I developed Kimmie Syndrome.

by Climacophiliac May 15, 2018

kimmie

she is an amazing person. that well always cheer you up,and you can not stay mad at her at all. SHE IS NOT A BASIC WHITE GIRL

person_I AM MAD AT YOU

kimmie_haha you can’t be mad.

person_haha i am not anymore

by sup bros April 13, 2019

Kimmied

The art of missing one theft while reviewing another theft.

“I was reviewing CCTV and totally got kimmied.”

“At least you didn’t get kimmied”

by BipolarSoviet July 6, 2020

Kimmie

To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.

I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.

by IknowKim June 7, 2021