Klepto

Someone who steals

"Watch out for ol Klepto over there! he steals!"

by Johnnywalker December 24, 2013

klepto

master thief.
someone with a uncontrollable urge to steal stuff.
bender rodriguez.
the IRS.

1. lupin the third
2. not sure which klepto to put here
3. "bite my shiny metal ass"
4. april 15

by green card April 18, 2006

klepto

Short for Kleptomane; guy who still steals

What? U stole a bike again? U fucking klepto!

by KillaCam July 31, 2004

pepto klepto

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.

Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

by ravencrow neversmiles May 4, 2011

Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008

klepto drunk

Someone who only steals when they are drunk

She stole a shot glass from the bar. She is a kleptomaniac When she drinks. She is klepto drunk

by highmark July 5, 2014

klepto-urbanmaniac

One who has an irresistible urge to steal other's quirky sayings and adds them to the Urban Dictionary.

Tempest is a klepto-urbanmaniac because she steals peoples words and claims it as her own.

Kleptourbanmania: (from Greek: κλέπτειν, kleptein, "to steal", Urban \u-r ban, ur- ban\ is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from the city". and μανία, "mania")

by aaron1 feiriy July 11, 2010